All I want is the taste that your lips allow.

crazysience:

Me before social events

When people at work ask what I’m drinking I like to say it’s champagne even though it’s ginger ale.

throwing everyone off since 1992.

thevolutionofnerdy:

rainbowdarlinglove:

I love Ellen and Portia! They are literally my heroes in life!!

Oh, but look how “disgusting” gay marriage is. Yes, this is clearly a disgusting and immoral scenario. This is not romantic and adorable and beautiful at all. This is clearly breaking traditional marriage and the world will probably explode from this.